Before ya read into where we're headin, don't forget to 'cue the sound' of more - to come!
Here's just past the opening scenes;
Scene [OCEANS BAR & PARTY GRILL - Panama set]
Jaymi (Our Heroine) + Shawn & Jonn (our 2 resident pirates - btw:)
Jaymi: (To Edward - who is dressed in POKER attire) "I may be interested in a date with you"
Edward: "You have my attention Bella, but I think the most fun for us could be found by skipping over the date agenda and making a game of strip poker our scene of desire tonight"
Jaymi: "You're a gambler? - I really have to get better at screening my suitors - Sorry, handsome I only date movie producers?"
Shawn & Jonn: (sitting at the bar not too far away - our attention is sparked as we overhear Jaymi's response - to her gambling suitor - ideally played by Edward Norton)
"Nice" (That's what we say - Then we cut in... )
Shawn & Jonn: "Hola Bonita, we're Movie Producers"
Jaymi: (looking at Shawn) "I don't believe you"
Shawn: (pointing at Jonn) "Will you believe him?"
Jaymi: (blinks) Maybe :) (After all our Jonn - is a real pirate, even though he isn't an established actor pirate like Johnny Depp - let's just say he'll figure out how to KEEP your attention glued to the thought of more, especially when his character shows up in your lucky charms!)
Jonn: "Allright sweetheart, you can believe me, but just so you know I'm not ditchin my buddy here just to fly solo with you, simply because the skirt you're wearing is shorter than my attention span. That doesn't mean that we won't believe you though, if you tell us about the cute girlfriend you're going to call, so we can turn this into a double mint commercial before the nights over"
Jaymi: "What if I told you I have more than 1 cute girlfriend? - at that table over there" (pointing ->:)
Shawn and Jonn: (We look over and we are feeling overcome by 9, 9, 10, 10+, 7+ she's ATTRACTIVE, 8)
Jonn: "Oh, you have girlfriends? You have more than one? Do they all know that you think of them as a girlfriend? Or is one of them the special one?"
Shawn: If we can stay sober long enough to stumble past the meaning of "matiz", there maybe a dance insight for us. For now, please listen up sweetheart, maybe you won't believe that I'm a movie producer and that my buddy Jonn here is but you are going to love knowing that I'm a math whiz, and numbers of more than one don't scare us:)
Jaymi: You're such a dork. A little bit too QT for me, but definetly a`cute.
Shawn: Well Bonita, I can be what ever you want me to be... but it's gonna cost ya! - While you're figurin out how to turn the tables on that offer let's make our way over in the direction of your girlfriends, so Jonn and I can explain how EVERYTHING that becomes great in this world, is inspired by a woman - somewhere - who really knows how to appreciate her guy - the rest is just HIStory! -So now that you know we really are movie producers "What's your POPCORN?"
Jaymi: "Fashion" (Shawn and Jonn smile and say)
Shawn & Jonn: "Nice".
Shawn: Be sure to remind us, to help you sharpen your natural edge. Once you know how, you can help us design & model our "better than famous" desires to make all the TRULY SINFUL UNDERWEAR elusive.
Jaymi: "Really you guys are into underwear?"
Shawn: "You tell us - are we?" I thought you were introducing us to your girlfriends over there, we should warn you though - Tonight Jonn and I come with everything except the deep sea of blankets, so if you or any of your friends think you are going to get us drunk and take advantage of us later, you'll have take us back to your place.
-"But that's only... if you'd luv to know why Positano is on our treasure map!"
To be continued... until then ...
Please know, you're in charge of creating countenance, with us!
